how? why?

As I glance upon the magnificent greeting sign to Alaska that consists
of a giant 60ft leg, I couldn't help wondering how they get it there
in the first place. Helicopter? It was far too big for that. If they'd
constructed it on site, that would contradict the claims of the tiny
woman who lives in the knee that she has lived in it all her life.
Another thoury (like theory but more floury) is that as T to the P to
the Ravis to the Erkins Bizzle used the Socks of Nark, a really big
Cruntoothsome flasked into existence. Now, as everybody knows,
Cruntoothsomes are extremely ephemeral, but always leave a mark of
their existence. As the socks of nark are extremely immiscible, This
means that they would make the mark bigger. As this was an awesomely
huge Cruntoothsome, this obviously means it would be a bigger mark.
This explains the giant leg. But what about the woman? A recent survey
shows that 63% of jelly, when it sets, comes alive in the shape of
whatever it's shape is, and acts like that. Fortunately, most of the
time this means a large Globular Spun gelling. But I was making woman
jelly that day. I deeply regret this; She was red-flavoured *quiet
sob*. Luckily though, as this was at the exact same moment he
Cruntoothsome appeared, I thrust her into a pan of hot paper, knowing
that the awesomely bodacious Tyumbler lived there. unfortunately, he
ate her. This meant that when his paper was ready (this was when the
Cruntoothsome was just flickering out), he threw up at an angle of
69º, right into the knee of the giant Foot.